will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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