summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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