Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
even my farts smell like vagina
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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