this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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