I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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