and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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