All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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