In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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