someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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