If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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