I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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