I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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