does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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