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She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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