hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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