Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
i need some magic done to my vagina
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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