If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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