My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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