I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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