nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I can feel your judgement through the phone
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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