just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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