I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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