The maid of honor just puked.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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