Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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