and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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