Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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