don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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