I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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