Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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