Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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