so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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