Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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