what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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