Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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