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  • 33 26
    Submitted by hehehAlllrighttt on Jan 17, 12 at 5:53am
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    This sounds like it could be a future How I met your mother episode

  • 34 30
    Submitted by T_1 on Jan 16, 12 at 2:31pm
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    I went clubbing in dc, for a gf's cake day, with mono. Your move.

  • 29 23
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Jan 17, 12 at 1:20am
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    Fuck that I'd be sleeping

  • 25 23
    Submitted by goshaygo on Jan 18, 12 at 4:27am
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    You must be the reason why all of USC has the virus smh

  • 32 38
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 16, 12 at 2:10pm
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    and blasted everyone like a chump

    • 28 30
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 16, 12 at 3:49pm
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      I meant to write chimp but fuck all if I care now

  • 28 33
    Submitted by sptinker on Jan 16, 12 at 5:19pm
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    I went out in Chicago until 4am, with food poisoning! I'd go to the loo and vomit and head back out.

  • 26 30
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 16, 12 at 3:54pm
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    Very dumb decision!

  • 29 38
    Submitted by JarethCutestory on Jan 16, 12 at 8:41pm
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    Your kids are going to think that you suck

  • 20 26
    Submitted by sevensevenseven on Jan 16, 12 at 5:09pm
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    And that was the night I conceived.

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    Submitted by dmp612 on Jun 26, 12 at 6:53am
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    I went to the Orion festival, was in the Metallica snake pit, and had whooping cough and barely any voice to begin with. I screamed my voice raw.