She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
love makes seman taste better
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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