alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You know, be my cock's hype man.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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