Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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