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  • 69 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:55am

    Awww I'm sensing some jealousy from 9:34

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:55am

    I love a girl who chokes

  • 59 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:14am

    Ahhh, how I love Wisconsin!!

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:53am

    I love a girl that swallows.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:54am

    Who said it was a girl? Go boy!

  • 60 46
    Submitted by fabolous4real on Mar 24, 10 at 11:47pm

    i want to meet this whore & give her a cup of cum

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:54am

    He must have only one nut cause a teaspoon is pretty weak

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:32am

    I had the same thing... For breakfast!

  • 50 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:58pm

    Maybe you should have some pretzels?

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:53pm

    A teaspoon? Really? Every time I cum I produce a quart

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:54am

    Here's to the storks who bring the good babies and the ravens who bring the bad...and here's to the swallows who bring no babies at all!

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:44am

    white trash 10:37? how do you know she (he) is white?

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:00pm

    Hey any true guy wishes their girl would do that for them.. Oh and next time hit me up I'll fill you up...

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:37am

    head back to the bar, bitch, and you can probably line up a quart of cum. Unless you are fugly

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:59am

    9:37 - when did fugly matter when your at a bar and some chick is playing cum dumpster?

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:34am

    you gave someone a BJ? wow, that's amazing. really special. you should be so proud of yourself. that's quite a unique skill right there.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:15am

    A teaspoon of cum has 5 calories in it

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:37am

    Fuckin gross u white trash

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 4:56pm

    that's actually reeeeally fucking hilarious. :D

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:50am

    10:38, its not THAT gross.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 1:39pm

    Heh I know that feeling :)

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 3:02pm

    I have to admit that's weak but I was born with one ball so it's not like I can top that...

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:41am

    Ew that made me start of my day with a stomach ache ... U have issues

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:23pm

    Oh man, I hate that feeling.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:33am

    3:02......I fucking love you.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 9:25pm

    I'm not sure what it is but this text made my stomach hurt. I actually feel queasy. Maybe it's because I can't process cum as a snack. More like a lugi I guess...

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:40pm

    if you are a guy, that is HOT

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:45pm

    Don't give a guy head after he eats habanero salsa. I had hella heart burn. Gaviscon saved my life ha

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:08am

    Ew I feel nasty after reading this.

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 4:29pm

    Hahahahahahahh 3:02 only has one nut stupid bitch

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:38am

    That's fucking nasty. It made me gag. Now I have to go to class with that picture in my head.