i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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