I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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