idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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