You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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