i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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