Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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