pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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