Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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