Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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