my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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