So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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