Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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